Comments on: ‘G.I. Joe’ director denies making Sienna Miller wear rubber breasts

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:39:40 +0000

SIENNA MILLER IS THE HOTTES GIRL ON THE PLANET

By: dragon

dragon — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:47:16 +0000

Valerie – “Also, the fact that the President is white and this is 2009 and well past the election made this movie feel dated to me instantly.”

Really now? Considering at the start of the movie, it says Int the not too distant future, meaning a few years from now, I take that to mean that it isn’t 2009 with Obama as President. But maybe I’m just reading too little into a movie instead of the usual too much.

By: Brandon Fero

Brandon Fero — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:56:42 +0000

Wow… so everyone here was afraid the movie was going to be bad? Okay, provided, I’m US Army, and yeah, I love military stuff, but I thought that the movie was great, especially for modernizing it to the times. And so what? The President’s white? Uh, alternate universe check. Roger, understood, my new commander-in-chief is black. And where does it come off in this movie that blacks are supposed to be offended, when Ripcord’s role still had him save the day in a high-flying Nightraven???

My Lord, because he made a couple of campy (yet grin- or chuckle-funny) one-liners, it’s a diss to African-Americans? Does EVERYONE read this much into the movies that they can’t even enjoy what it’s there for?

I give all the whiners about the accelerator suits and the fact that it’s not US Army-exclusive a statement… as an M1A2 Abrams tank crewman who is serving his third tour in Iraq, I thought this movie was great fun and an awesome rendition of the original. Two thumbs up to all the actors and actresses.

Oh, and as for their personal lives and the underlying meaning of the movie characters’ roles? Yeah, just don’t try and come to me about that stuff. For those of you who read this, I pray that you will understand my meaning, and may God bless you and your families and friends, and I pray that you will have greater faith, hope and love in the future.

By: matthew

matthew — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:17:58 +0000

Look im sorry that your parents sheltered you from a childhood. or the fact that you are 13 years old in your parents basement and are upset that the toy’s of your childhood suck! don’t be jealous just embrace the fact that we are giving you a piece of great amercian 1980’s history. go back to playing world of warcraft and sponging off your parents.

By: Valerie

Valerie — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:41:47 +0000

I’ve seen this movie and was struck at how little made sense. What was most striking for me was the lead actor had no presence. I didn’t get that either he or the Wayans character really belonged in this elite squad of the elite. To make matters worse the Wayans character was “dumbed” down through the entire movie. He only had interest in joining GI Joe squad because “his boy” did, his character is played up as stupid, he’s the goofy joke jester and the one who doesn’t read and only passes to get into the Squad because they took his average scores and kept him. Really? Seriously stereotypical and insulting for a black character who’s supposed to be good enough to be cherry picked for this squad. But I shouldn’t expect more from the same people who created a black character in Transformers who is supposed to be a supreme hacker and still lives at home with his grandmother, plays video games, overeats donuts, is too neurotic to handle interrogations, jokes through out the movie, and only gets into the job to save the world by his white friend who he mentored in the first place. The action in this movie has impressive moments of CGI which keeps you watching. However, I found myself praying for those moments not to end so that I didn’t have to listen to seriously strained and awkward dialogue moments. The ninja has the best scenes. Also, the fact that the President is white and this is 2009 and well past the election made this movie feel dated to me instantly.

By: sam

sam — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:58:50 +0000

sienna miller look fine with black hair i gotta see this movie

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:05:13 +0000

john andre salazar You are retarded!!! There are females in GI Joe maybe if you actually watched the cartoon you would know that. Did you forget about Cover Girl, Lady Jaye, The Baroness, Jinx, Scarlett, Zarana. C’mon now if you were really a fan of GI JOE you would know this. Read up on stuff before you say some stupid crap like that!!

By: Cobra Viper

Cobra Viper — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:28:42 +0000

Some of you should know that there was more than just a “toy line”, there where comics by Larry Hamma, that was the escence of G.I. Joe, I`ve been reading all these blogs about how this movie is based on a “toy line”,….well it’s NOT.
Besides the movie will totaly suck,…Im a huge fan of G.I. Joe,…and I have to say…the movie WILL SUCK because Cobra Commander looks plain silly, my god! was it so hard to make a hood or a faceplate and a helmet? what’s up with that translucent skelleton mask? that’s just stupid, makes me wanna grab that so called “creative designer” and rip his lungs out!,….Also is there a way to contac the idiotic director Stephen Sommers,…I dont think he’s aware of all the angry fans and the people who arent fans and still got dissapointed at Cobra Commander’s lame movie look,….if anybody knows how to contact him, let me know,…delay the movie, change the outfit maybe theres still time to save it!!!!!!!!
-a dissapointed and pissed fan-

By: john andre salazar

john andre salazar — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:20:23 +0000

you guys are trying to hard come on now,all others plz tell me youve seen females on the cartoon maybe some innocent bystander that was kidnapped by the crimson or cobra himself anyway somebody’s gonna hate on my comment

By: john andre salazar

john andre salazar — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:16:30 +0000

their were never any females in GI JOE, what are you guys doing of course sex sells but come on you really think they belong in the movie