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Brick: I killed a man with a trident.

Ron: Yeah, Ive been meaning to talk o you about that.

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Thu, Jan 1, 2009 at 01:14 AM EST

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Hulios Sanchez Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 09:50 AM EST

Ron - I'll pick you up at what... eight?
Veronica - *points down*
Ron - Seven? Downstairs?
Veronica - Mr. Burgundy you have a massive erection.
Ron- Oh really? *looks down*.. Oh it appears I do.... well... this is emabarrassing.
Ron - it's actualy a pattern in the pants... the pleats, it's an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the.. pants store, right now.
*Walks away* Get back to work everyone! Don't act like your not impressed!

Hulios Sanchez Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 09:43 AM EST

1. Ron - Now I could be mistaken, but I believe diversity means an old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.

2. Ron - Veronica and me are going jogging in the morning... it could be yogging, a soft "j". Apprently you just run for an extended period of time... it's supposed to be wild.

3. Bryan - PANDA WATCH!

4. Brick - Mmmmm, I just burnt my tongue.
Brick - Mmmm, I ate a big red candle.

5. Narrator - He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine that they made Sonatra look like a hobo... yes Ron Burgundy was the balls.

6. Brick - Hi, I'm Brick Tamland, and people like me because I'm polite and rarely late. I enjoy icecream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later a doctor will tell me I have the IQ of 48, and I'm what some people call, mental retarded.

7. Brick - *Looks at Veronica* Your not Ron.

8. Ron - It's an outrage, she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon.

9. Ron - By the beard of zeus.

Oattesy Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 09:31 AM EST

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Hulios Sanchez Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 09:27 AM EST

"Unison"
Gonna find my baby, Gonna hold her tight.
Gonna grab some afternoon delight, my motto's always been when it's right it's right, while I'm waiting till the middle of a cold dark night....

Whennn everything's a little clearer in the light of day, Annnddd you know the night is always gonna be there anyways.

Thinking bout' you's working up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite, and the though of rubbing you is gettin' so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight.. (Bouuu) Afternoon Delight! (Oooouup) A-a-afternoon delgiht!

Champ - I don't know Ron, that sounds kind of crazy...
Bryan - Sounds like you have mental problems man.
Brick - Yeah, you have mental problems... man...
Bryan - Yeah it really does.
Brick - Man.

"Unison"
Afternoon Delight!!!

erik Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 10:08 PM EST

I'm in a class cage of emotions

crow Sun, Dec 7, 2008 at 11:16 PM EST

who is anchorman based on...

joe Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 03:50 PM EST

aww man, i hoped it would stick to the 70s!

Bradley Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 06:04 PM EST

Ribs! I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.

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HEY....Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

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some good quotes but you forgot...." I am gonna put something out there, if you want it, take it, if you don't send it right back. You habe the most breathtaking, hiney." what an awesome movie

KK HOLIDAY Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 10:02 PM EST

"You can use my office and then maybe later we can go to lunch"?
Lower your voice Ron...

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Discovered by the Germans, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales vag!na...
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I'm a man! The type of man that discovered the wheel, and built the Ifel Tower out of metal, and brawn that's what kind of man i am... You're just a woman with a small brain, a brain a third the size of ours, its science...

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I dont know how to put this....But im kind of a big deal.

RENO GRUBER Thu, Oct 2, 2008 at 09:51 AM EST

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

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Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. If feels good in my belly.

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PANDA WATCH!!!

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diversity.....I believe it's an old, old wooden ship

brad Thu, Aug 21, 2008 at 08:57 PM EST

RON - he took him with his foot and he p-kicked him .. thats what he did !!
FANTANA - some 1 punted him ?
RON - NO WAIT LEMME SAY SOMETHING .... .AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

John Thu, Aug 21, 2008 at 09:26 AM EST

Lanolin? Like sheep's wool?

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its made of bits of real panther so u kno its good, you know they've done studies 60% of the time it works every time

Fantana Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 10:02 PM EST

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!!

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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!!

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LOUD NOISES!

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Ty Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 06:20 AM EST

"Ah Brick... where did u get a hand grenade"
Brick: "I dont no

Ron Burgandy Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 01:20 AM EST

I'm not even mad, I'm kind of impressed

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Maybe don't wear
a bra next time.

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"We've been coming to the same party for 12 years. and that is in no way depressing!"

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Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 12:36 PM EST

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John Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 02:04 PM EST

As long as it is made with real bits of panther you know it will be good, I mean 60% of the time it will be good 100% of the time.

Ed Harkin Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 12:34 AM EST

why don't you go back to your home on whore island!?

Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 03:46 PM EST

im gonna punch you in the ovaries. yea, right in those babymakers

Feves Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 08:29 AM EST

"I heard their periods attract bears"

Truck Sat, Jul 26, 2008 at 12:10 PM EST

That squirrel is water skiing!

Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 07:05 PM EST

Mr. Burgandy you have a massive erection.

Oh really?

... don't act like you're not impressed.

Bill Rivers Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 06:43 PM EST

It's called jogging...or yawgging. It might have a silent J. Apparently you just run for extended periods of time.

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this burrito is good but it is filling.

Rani Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 02:48 PM EST

(paraphrased..)
Brick, you sure this is a short-cut?

Brick: Fantastic!

Where are we going? We've been walking for 45 minutes!

Brick: Alright!

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Knights of Columbus, that hurt!

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"Its Anchorman not Anchorwoman"

Spencer Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 01:10 AM EST

"Its Anchorman not Anchorwoman"

Keith Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 11:12 PM EST

When in Rome....

Joey Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 07:47 PM EST

a straight shot, right to the baby maker

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who stole my trike Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 03:57 PM EST

I don't speak spanish.

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The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

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Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

Al Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 12:34 PM EST

I ate your chocolate squirrel.

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I'll eat the entire hunk a sh*t..

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Heather Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 12:22 PM EST

If Brick is not there, I will MAKE LOUD NOISES and hold a hand grenade. GRRRRR... We'll just have a pants party together.

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Someone With Good Taste Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 11:05 AM EST

Oh and suck it Sean and Chris's

Someone With Good Taste Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 10:59 AM EST

Please...one wasnt enough? Stay home and dont waste our time.

doggy Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 10:56 AM EST

"I killed man" "yeah I was meaning to talk to you about that Brick, you might wanna lay low for a while"

butters Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 10:05 AM EST

i don't know what we are yelling about!

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THE ARSONIST HAD ODDLY SHAPED FEET

J Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 10:04 AM EST

Omg...people get ready for another AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

Tito Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 09:39 AM EST

You WILL eat this cat poop!

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I love lamp

Cameron Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 08:57 AM EST

Baxter? Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee...

C Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 11:58 PM EST

Hopefully, we get Steve Carell back as "Brick." I can never get enough Brick. Carell was so funny in the first one.

Thom Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 10:56 PM EST

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

D Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 10:20 PM EST

You look like a blueberry!