Paris Hilton checks into 'My Name Is Earl'

Brandon M.Witte Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 10:23 PM EST

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on charges of multiple felony counts including the stalking of Brandon M.Witte, 31, of Arlington, TX and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and ensueing bullletins.

Brandon M.Witte Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 10:23 PM EST

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on charges of multiple felony counts including the stalking of Brandon M.Witte, 31, of Arlington, TX and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and ensueing bullletins.

Brandon M. Witte Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 10:20 PM EST

Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony counts.

Brandon M. Witte Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 10:20 PM EST

Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony counts.

mark Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 08:57 PM EST

Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at richromances.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

jim515 Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 05:40 PM EST

Count me amongst the disappointed...I love "Earl", and don't understand why they'd resort to such lame stunt casting .

Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 02:18 PM EST

Can you say jump the shark?

Angry Quinn Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 01:04 PM EST

Well, I used to be a fan of MNIE, but now, with Paris, it is time to watch something else at 8pm on Thursday. Hollywood! She is not an actress! She is a rich girl who hired a publicist to make her famous. Do not perpetuate the myth she is talented further!

Valerie Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 01:01 PM EST

You think we can look forward to them killing her off like in her most memorable movie role ?

nathan Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 12:35 PM EST

Well viewers, if you thought My Name is Earl wasn't funny before, just wait til this episode. Get the hook already.

Bobby Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 11:29 AM EST

Paris su x

KateDFW Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 11:12 AM EST

Guess I know which show to skip that night! Earl, I thought even a white trash, petty criminal searching for the good in his life would know better than that!!!